Tony Blair's finest hour

Characters

Tony Blair

r

A main character - many lines

Must be able to adapt a posh accent

Must be able to play stupid

Alien 1

r

Introduced at the end of Play - Not many lines.

Mother of Bubbles and Snuffles

Alien 2

r

Introduced at the end of Play - Not many lines.

Father of Bubbles and Snuffles

Bubbles

r

A main character - many lines

Female

A main character

15 years old

Daughter of Alien 1 and Alien 2

Real name is Carane (Car- ra - nah) II

Snuffles

r

A main character - many lines

Male

A main character

17 years old

Son of Alien 1 and Alien 2

Real name is Obsidion (Ob - sid - ee - on) IV

Soldiers

Ideally 5 soldiers

Dumb

Trigger Happy

Discovers Bubbles and Snuffles

Object of most humor

Daughter [to be named]

Female

A main character

7 years old

Daughter of Professor

Names Bubbles and Snuffles

Professor

Father of Daughter

Examines the Aliens

Smart

General

Smart

Leads the soldiers

Geek

Comes in at random times

Comical person

Background People

Drunk

At party

At least 10 needed

Props

Green :

Clothing

Face paint

Party Items

Tinted water filled bottles

Some party food

Storyline

Aliens "invade"

Posh

Sensible

They only want to trade!

Civilians having a party

Aliens leave

Civilians still drunk

Tony Blair and Soldiers are stupid

Comedy Types

Slapstick

Observational

Setting

1970c

Roswell, America